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Tue
02
Mar

Kristian Digby, BBC's To Buy Or Not To Buy presenter, was found dead at his flat in Newham yesterday. As yet, the circumstances are being described by police as "unexplained", although rumours of an auto-asphyxiation that went wrong are rife. More here.

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Thu
28
Jan

All the property news that matters, live on Twitter:

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Wed
20
Jan

Kirstie and Phil find themselves the subjects of the Radio Times "Why I Hate..." column. It's a programme, says Michael Hodges, "based on greed and sex". Okay, greed... that's endemic in the way the Brits view property. It's not pretty, we'd agree. But sex? Where? When? And - if so - what's so hateful about that?

Sex, less successfully perhaps, is provided by the intimation that, given the chance, Phil and Kirstie would be at it like knives.

To be honest... that had never really occurred to me. Certainly, C4 has made more and more of the chemistry, but personally I've always thought it's been about the way they clash (Phil's bumbling geezer v Kirstie's frosty aristo), and if you'd put them in a bed together the effect would have been more like watching Morecombe and Wise sharing their double divan than Burton and Taylor. But what do I know?

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Thu
17
Dec

So what - everyone, and not least Channel 4, wants to know - is what Kirstie and Phil were doing on a top BBC talent list, leaked yesterday? According to this, they've almost certainly been poached, and will be joining the BBC roster after their 4homes contract ends in March. We'd welcome a comment from our friends at 4homes...

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Wed
18
Nov

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Funnily enough there's a lot of people who would say that now is obviously not the time to develop whereas when the market was really hot, when it was right at the top, they were saying everyone should develop and you kind of think... no, no, you shouldn't do the same as everyone else you should do the opposite of everyone else.

An interesting interview with Sarah Beeny, here.

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Wed
11
Nov

The new series of I'm A Celebrity (Get Me Out Of Here) starts Sunday, and the latest is that Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan (the brains behind such unmissable TV culture as Million Pound Property Experiment, How Not To Decorate and Trading Up, and pictured here in the nest competing for a large Witjuti grub from the beak of a giant reality TV bird) are expected to join an all-star cast of has-beens and publicity whores, where they'll eat insects and perhaps fashion scatter cushions from fronds. Can't wait.

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Tue
03
Nov

Considering renovating and selling on? Or getting in some tenants? Need advice on the way forward? Get your entry in before December 9 to win a home visit by someone who knows what they're talking about. More here.

Sarah Beeny - the Rat and Mouse interview [July 27, 2009]

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Fri
16
Oct

According to Metro, plans by David Cameron to do something unspeakable to Kirstie Allsopp have been leaked.

The Conservative leader is looking to 'sprinkle stardust on the red benches'.

And the public school pervert plans to start with Kirstie, elevating her from Location, Location, Location to the Lords. That'll prove popular.

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Fri
02
Oct

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Remember The Curved House... on Channel 4's Grand Designs? The story was: David and Anjana needed to expand their tiny Clapham coach house, so they could fit in a family. They hired architect Peter Romaniuk and built a curved wood and glass house around a protected horse chestnut tree. It was, is, lovely. And it's for sale. Guide price: £1.5m, particulars here.

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Fri
04
Sep

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Send it in... send it in...

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Tue
21
Jul
Do you drool over the pages of glossy interior magazines and wish that your home had a unique, individual style?

Uh, check.

Antiques Expert, Mark Hill, and Interior Designer, Kathryn Rayward, present a brand new BBC interior design show that will prove that furnishing your home with vintage items, beautiful antiques and bespoke pieces doesn’t have to cost any more than shopping on the High Street.

You're kidding?!

If you’ve got a room in your house that you’d love to see transformed and are willing to put in some of your own money, we’ll provide an interior designer and antiques expert to help you hunt out design classics, antiques and one-off items to create a truly original home.

What? I'm a property blogger, I've all the money in the world. What do I do next?

Please e-mail caroline.menzies@silverriver.tv or call 0207 907 3440 for further details of how to be on the programme.

My assistant's dialing right now.

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Thu
16
Jul

After last night's Property Snakes & Ladders and the case of the converted train station, FindaProperty come up with a couple of converted railway carriages. The romance of rail... nice.

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Tue
30
Jun

That's a headline I never thought I'd type. But, according to the Sun, in a piece that quotes Spencer closely, he'd been employed by Michael Jackson to find a home for the singer and family while he played his forthcoming UK dates. He was close to getting the star to sign... after persuading some wealthy individuals to clear off and vacate their own pukka pads, but - alas - it wasn't to be. Spencer missed out on his fee. Ticket holders miss out on what would have been some historic gigs. We all miss Michael.

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Tue
16
Jun

A big thanks to our sponsors for continuing to support the Rat and Mouse. Remember, Primelocation.com isn't just about searching properties listed by 4,000 leading estate agents, the website's a mine of useful advice, information and links.

For instance: this - on the winner of Channel 4's I Own Britain's Best Home - or, more to the point, I Used To Own Britain's Best Home, because, as Primelocation has discovered, the Norfolk eco-mansion is for sale.

If you want to know more about advertising opportunities on the Rat and Mouse, drop me a line. Or if you just want to chat with the Rat, we're on Twitter here, or email us tips here.

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Fri
05
Jun

The Rat and Mouse watched Kirstie Allsopp tweet lightheartedly yesterday about being mildly frustrated by having to mind her (normally foul) language when filming for Channel 4. Holy Smokes. Now look.

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You've really got to watch that Twitter.

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Mon
11
May

According to the Daily Mail, there's bin-a-bit-a-bitchin' on the Western Morning News letters page, regarding Kirstie's Homemade Second Home. She is, according to a local man, adding to the affordable housing crisis in the region, without giving anything back to the community. Not so, says Allsopp, who replies on the page listing a whole group of local community bodies that he should approach and ask to find out whether Kirstie's mucking in.

"If after conversations with these people he still feels I make no valid contribution to the local community ... then I will happily reimburse him the cost of his correspondence."

Presumably she thought twice about offering to eat her hat.

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Fri
17
Apr

The broadsheet:

The house mouldered like a chunk of old cheese. You felt you would have to fight the fungus for possession. This, however, was not Kirstie's problem. She left all that to a chap with a cement mixer ("After months of hard work, the workmen have finished the kitchen"). She has, perhaps, a rather airy attitude to hard graft.

The local view:

Make your own cushions, she suggests. Craft your pots. Fish furniture out of skips. Above all, curb your spending. All sound advice, you may think, but a little hard to take from the daughter of the sixth Baron Hindlip, whose parental pile appears to feature a lake.

The TV scoop:

Of course, it was all very nice to watch. The only negative you'd have is by getting lifestyle envy. Kirstie has a life that clearly enables her to do fun things like glass blowing and pottery, not hampered by a relentless office job.

The tabloid:

Then Kirstie visits a stately home in Cornwall for inspiration and gets excited by some blue and white china she finds in the kitchen - she can't ever have seen blue and white china before - so she drives back to London to buy an old blue and white painting at a street market.

The industry:

Channel 4's latest property show, Kirstie's Homemade Home, laid some solid foundations last night as the first edition drew 2.7m viewers (11.8% share) at 8pm.

The property portal:

Channel 4 got this show just right. It’s just the right amount of showiness and fancy stuff to make it interesting, but it’s also got an appealing side to it as well. I imagine a lot of people are going to be making cushion covers after this.

It was a hard show to take an opinion on. I liked the way it championed local artisans. I thought Kirstie's tour around her parents' pad was unwise; but that's Kirstie Allsopp's fatal flaw... she doesn't appear to have any idea how unusually privileged how own background is or how that alienates a certain sector of her viewers. Interestingly, the result is a programme that appears to assume the hard part of renovating a house is choosing the cushion covers and crockery, rather than paying the workmen to make it structurally sound.

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Wed
08
Apr

I know, you'd never have guessed. But now, according to EstateAgentToday, the agents are beginning to get restless:

Some agents have called on the entire industry to boycott the BBC's licence fee.

Yeah, like estate agents pay their license fees. (A joke... okay?!) Here's a link to the show... and notice that it's Axe The Agent?, rather than Axe The Agent. What a difference a question mark makes. Or doesn't.

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Mon
02
Mar

Estate agents killing time this morning might want to avoid flicking on BBC1 for much of the morning. Although they might be heartened to hear the case of the Barnsley homeseller featured on a later episode who, despite claiming to be acting as his own agent, managed to get his property listed on Rightmove. (As you may know, Rightmove is an agents-only listings service... no rep, no listing.) The listing appears to be here... with a modern online agency acting for the vendor. Still, technically, an estate agency.

[via EstateAgentToday]

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Wed
25
Feb

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The facts: it's a big ruby-lookalike surrounded by diamonds, it was lost in Hackney (which makes it, arguably, the most valuable item in a radius of several square miles) yesterday, while Kirstie was shooting her new series. There's a £1,000 reward, and a special website here.

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Thu
05
Feb

Last November, we reported that TV's Phil Spencer was downscaling his Garrington Home Finders business. Today, the picture looks a lot worse, with Spencer appearing to admit he's dependent on a buyer if he's to keep the company afloat. He's also said to have been paying his employees' salaries out of his own pocket for several months.

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Mon
02
Feb

It's for a Cutting Edge, for Channel 4.

We are looking for people in the process of a building/renovation project who have discovered they may have a protected species such as a bat, great crested newt, badger, bird or red squirrel on their site. This may mean their plans for the project have to change or could be delayed. Is this you? How has this made you feel? Are you in a state of shock? Are you concerned about the extra costs and delays? Are you worried this may stretch your budget a little too far? Or are you just flaming mad that you are being told what to do on your own personal property? If so we would love to hear from you.

Contact Kristy on 020 8965 6694 or email her here.

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Wed
07
Jan
Sometimes they want someone new, sometimes they want someone established; sometimes they want someone with big boobs, sometimes they want someone flat-chested.

Ah, the science that is TV. The Telegraph goes behind the scenes and looks at property television, where the viewers, apparently, can't get enough, no matter what the market's doing.

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Wed
19
Nov

Looks like there's some mischief going on. Forget whether it's justified to blame a TV presenter for an international property boom, just lament the lack of imagination.

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Tue
18
Nov
If either of you two charlatans had an ounce of decency you would apologise to the millions of people you helped in no small way get into the misery of negative equity. And give all the money you got to charities for the homeless

Oh, for Christ's sake. The programme is what is known in the industry as "a piece of entertainment". K&P aren't IFAs; intelligent viewers take certain things from their programmes and reject others. We're not sheep. And what about the people - the vast majority - who aren't in negative equity and have made a killing? The programme was strange, though. Our friend Henry Pryor was suave; Merryn Somerset Webb eminently sensible. But those K/P chats... I got the impression Kirstie knows she's being blamed by the Internet's hysterical haters for virtually the entire credit crunch, and she's attempting a little damage limitation. Clearly (judging by Mr Angry) it's not working.

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Wed
12
Nov

According to someone on the 4homes forum:

Kirsty and Phil are doing a 90 minute L x3 Special for Children in need. I have seen the Pre Runners and it’s hilarious.

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Fri
07
Nov

Property search company Garrington is closing its recently-opened Knutsford (leafy Cheshire) office, and downscaling (with, apparently, other closures likely). Before all the cries of schadenfraude, it's worth noting that the north west operation will now be run out of the Altrincham office, which is little more than a D&G handbag's glint from Knutsford. Crisis? Not exactly.

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Wed
05
Nov

Tonight, at 8pm, Channel 4 answers the question, how do you make a programme about property when prices are falling and nobody's buying or selling, by launching The Home Show, in which architect George Clarke (photographed in Jill Greenberg style here) tackles renovating and redesigning.

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Wed
20
Aug

Vote here.

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Fri
18
Jul
In recent weeks I've been described as a “property porn queen” in the New Statesman, sniped at on the pages of The Guardian and lambasted by Panorama for excessively inflating house prices.

And it's true. Kirstie Allsopp does seem to catch more criticism than her TV partner Phil or just about any other property presenter. Why? Apparently she once said that house prices can't go down... although I'm yet to see the context in which she's supposed to have said that. I think it's more to do with the fact that she's posh. Phil... you can imagine a night down the boozer and onto Spearmint Rhino with Phil. With Kirstie... no way. She was born wealthy. And then she had the temerity to go on and be successful. In the Times, she comes out fighting... and even at this late stage she won't be bullied into agreeing that we're seeing a market correction:

It is much easier to fire off flippant articles blaming property TV shows than properly examining why there has been a fall in transactions and - in some places, though not all - a fall in property prices. Some of the recent gloomy headlines make me suspect that all the journalists in the country have sold up and are doing everything in their power to cause a property house price crash so that they can buy at rock bottom.

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Mon
16
Jun

That's the question being asked by recent first-time buyers who've seen the value of their new assets fall, recently. The economists' answer - according to a survey by the Society of Business Economists for ITV's Tonight - is that it could take until 2012 for prices to regain 2007 levels. According to 44%, we won't reach the bottom of the slide until 2009. More here. The Tonight show is scheduled for - er - tonight, at 7pm on ITV1. This, from the ITV website:

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Mon
12
May

The BBC is trailing interesting research from its new series of The Truth About Property that suggests that not only are more people "crash-proof" than in the early 1990s (it would take a house price drop of 56% to put the average borrower into negative equity), but that a house price crash would be far from entirely unwelcome, even among the property-owning class. People, apparently, are seeing a fall in values as an opportunity to trade up for less. The last series of this show was excellent, the Rat and Mouse has high hopes for series two, starting tonight, at 8pm, on BBC 2.

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Thu
24
Apr

That's according to an international poll of ten million people, reported here. It means she's officially sexier than Kate Moss and Jennifer Lopez. Actress Megan Fox topped the poll. More headline news throughout the day...

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Mon
31
Mar

A message from ITV1:

Have you developed with the intention of adding value to your property? This could be from scratch after buying a derelict house, or maybe you’ve added an extension or some other home improvement. Has the recent slow down in the market meant you’ve lost out financially – or even gone bankrupt? Perhaps you’re trying to sell now, but know that you’re likely to make a loss? If you’re interested in taking part in the programme, then please contact me on 084488 16453 / 07786 547227 or email toby.strutt@itv.com.

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Fri
28
Mar

Grand Designs have a week of live TV planned for May, during which they'll reveal their top 25 houses, picked from all the shows. You can catch up on missed properties, and vote, too, by going here. Vote for this one and you're barred.

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Thu
27
Mar

Sofie (no "p", no "h") Allsopp (two "l"s, two "p"s) is apparently doing like big sister Kirstie (no "y") and - after a stint as an estate agent, and a stint alongside Phil (no "f") when Kirstie was pregnant (no alcohol) - enjoying a bit of property TV... in Canada, no less. Any more Allsopp sisters out there? The Rat and Mouse is on the hunt for a guest property blogger, and I know for a fact the Guv'nor would be pretty thrilled if he could bag an Allsopp.

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Tue
12
Feb

They're looking for stories of triumph or tragedy in the current property market for The Truth About Property... a property TV highlight of 2007. If it sound like you, contact Gemma Peakhall and tell her the Rat and Mouse sent you.

UPDATE - I'M TOLD THE ABOVE IS A DODGY EMAIL ADDRESS... I'LL LOOK INTO IT, BUT FOR NOW THERE'S A CONTACT PAGE, COURTESY OF THE BBC, HERE.

Got an interesting property? Wanna be on TV? [February 1, 2008]

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Wed
06
Feb

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Tonight, ITV1, 10.35pm... Repossession, Repossession, Repossession:

Business journalist Jeff Randall investigates how and why the nation got hooked on spending money it doesn't have - and concludes that people are about to wake up to the painful realisation that all debts eventually have to be paid.

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Mon
04
Feb

It's Bursting the House Price Bubble...

An exposure of sharp practice in the housing market which has kept house prices artificially high and plunged some homeowners into negative equity. Developers, valuers and solicitors all come under the microscope in Raphael Rowe's report, which reveals some nasty surprises for those who joined the buy-to let-frenzy.

Tonight, BBC 1, 8.30pm.

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Fri
01
Feb

Channel 4 seeks people with strange buildings - you know the score, water towers, windmills, toilets - to take part in a renovation series. Interested? Contact Emma Martins here. Tell her the Rat and Mouse sent you.

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Thu
10
Jan
"By becoming part of FIC's international bouquet of channels, RETV will be able to leverage the company's publishing, online and other channels to further improve our viewers experience while enhancing at the same time the value proposition we can offer to our advertisers."

That's sweet-smelling Real Estate TV's MD Mark Dodd (or just "MD" for short) on Fox's purchase of the satcab channel.

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Wed
09
Jan

Tonight's, er, Tonight With Trevor McDonald, is all about the nuclear winter that could follow a housing crash... negative equity, repos, genetic mutation...

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Fri
07
Dec

It was pretty inevitable. Kirstie Allsopp was always very vocal about the shortcomings of HIPs, and now she's an adviser to the Shadow Housing Minister Grant Shapps (whose name I love saying). But - wait for this - they intend to keep the Energy Performance Certificate. Now, the Rat and Mouse is as green as (probably greener than) the next property blogger, but aren't EPCs a) a significant part of what we call a HIP? b) an utterly pointless waste of time benefitting nobody except the clipboard monkeys? So what are the Tory plans? Proposals being considered include offers being made legally binding (to put an end to gasumping/gazundering)... and, as far as I can see, that's it. Although there is the remote prospect of nudity. This, from the BBC:

"If everyone says they like HIPs I will walk naked across College Green," [Kirstie Allsopp] added.

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Tue
04
Dec

Take a photograph of one of your grotty rooms, then go here to find out how to send it to the suspiciously immaculate Naomi for close scrutiny. Five photographs will be selected (randomly, so don't trash your house in order to get attention), and the lucky winners will be shown the secrets of good taste.

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Wed
21
Nov

I appear to have missed a corking Property Ladder. It sounds as if Sarah Beeny suffered another hour of frustration as her clients blew sacks of cash on an ill-advised (and in this case possible dangerous) project, involving supporting a Chiswick home on stilts while the basement was dug out to make more room. Over at the 4homes forum, there's s a little investigation taking place - aided by 4homes editor Lucy Searle - into whether the developer has had any offers. The house is here.

And a hearty welcome to Housing Rubble, a brand new blog about the vagaries and illogicalities of the UK housing market. No shortage of material there.

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Mon
05
Nov

Dispatches examines the house price boom and what it means for the future of home-owning. It's tonight, at 8pm.

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Thu
25
Oct

New apartment prices go under the microscope in tonight's The Truth About Property.

In one apartment block called Aspect 14, on the edge of Leeds city centre, one owner has lost as much as £85,000 on a flat in 18 months.

Last week's programme was excellent. Catch tonight's at 8pm on BBC 2. In the meantime, for more, read this.

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Fri
19
Oct

Soap characters, property prices, complete blending of fiction and reality... it's the Sun and the Rat and Mouse loves it. The piece ("an exclusive investigation") looks at Eastenders, Emmerdale and Coronation Street, and asks whether the characters could really afford to live there. Obviously, the Rat and Mouse is interested in Eastenders, here, and that will only change when somebody proves to us that the north really exists. Apparently Albert Square is based on Fassett Square in Dalston:

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According to a Foxtons agent interviewed by the Sun, Fassett Square prices have risen by 70% in the last three years, with a three-bedroom house costing around the £800,000 mark... not much more than what Max and Tanya Branning would have had to pay for their Albert Square semi. Max is a dodgy insurance salesman, Tanya's a slutty beautician... even if they'd paid a giant deposit, perhaps negotiated by their agents with the BBC (see how I can do that fiction-reality mix-up thing, too?), they'd still be looking at a 17xsalary mortgage. The Sun suggests they're dealing. Wouldn't put it past them.

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Thu
18
Oct

At 8pm, on BBC 2.

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Mon
24
Sep

We've been asked to put the word out on the street and - like Huggy - we're happy to co-operate. Unlike Huggy, we don't see any greenbacks... we're doing it because we care.

Channel 4 are looking for somebody selling a family-sized London home for their well-regarded Cutting Edge documentary strand. They want to hear from vendors and/or estate agents. The idea is that - in a single, one-hour documentary - they'll follow the process from marketing to completion, and offer a "360 degree view" of the transaction. The person who contacted me seems aware that readers might be a little wary... that - on one or two occasions in the past - honest, hard-working folk have been made to look like chumps by documentary film-makers whose smiles hide fork-tongues. This - we're assured - will be different... and the director certainly has an impressive track-record for sensitive, grown-up documentaries.

So, there you have it. If you're a vendor or an estate agent and want to talk (in confidence)... email Nonie Creagh-Brown or call 020 7907 0894.

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Tue
11
Sep

20070911WorkinglunchA big thanks to the Rat and Mouse reader who alerted me to today's Working Lunch property special. In answer to your question... no I hadn't seen it, and I'm looking forward to settling down in front my laptop and enjoying it shortly. Thought I'd post the link right way, though, so that other Rat and Mouse readers could take advantage of the BBC's streaming generosity.

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Mon
30
Jul

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It's Dispatches: Britain's Bad Housing, on Channel 4 at 8pm. Andrew Gilligan - yes, that Andrew Gilligan - apparently demonstrates why the private sector doesn't have the answer to the country's so-called housing shortage. (A trip up the M5 will demonstrate something similar.) But there's more... have a look at this piece by Gilligan himself. The programme promises to reveal some very interesting evidence that lobby group PPS have been forging signatures, bugging council officials, bribing, bullying, writing fictitious letters from fictitious residents in support of planning applications... while working for high-profile builders including Berkeley Homes, Barratt, Taylor Woodrow and others. Interestingly, there appears to be a whiff of unpleasantness surrounding Fulham's Imperial Wharf.

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Fri
27
Jul

The Rat and Mouse continues to enjoy the BBC series The Tower - which, as far as we're concerned - is a very moving and sympathetic view of the life on the Pepys Estate, and an effective indictment of the insanity of the London housing market... the very insanity the Rat and Mouse is here to document. Apparently, though, not everyone's delighted with the series:

What's been going on in this programme is not really good enough. They have turned some of these drug addicts into film stars but they should have been looking at the pensioners round here instead. We're not the best in the world around here but we're not as bad as all that.

... the words of the leader of the local pensioners' group. He's retired, himself. Apparently he used to be a gangster. But he wasn't a drug addict.

[via This Is Local London]

Meet you new landlord, excuse the drooling and the nappies [July 17, 2007]

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Fri
06
Jul

Let's start Friday with something scurrilous. News from the counties is that Nick Page - presenter of BBC's Escape to the Country - might need to escape the country altogether if he's to avoid a prison sentence. He's been found guilty by a Gloucestershire court of... drumroll please... forging a cheque to extract £500 from the IR, fraudulently obtaining £30,700 via a fake loan application, fiddling a £7,000 Tesco loan application by suggesting it was taken out by his wife... four further fraud allegations relating to at least £35,000 were "allowed to lie on file". He'll be sentenced July 23.

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