They're property TV celebrities... get them out of there
The new series of I'm A Celebrity (Get Me Out Of Here) starts Sunday, and the latest is that Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan (the brains behind such unmissable TV culture as Million Pound Property Experiment, How Not To Decorate and Trading Up, and pictured here in the nest competing for a large Witjuti grub from the beak of a giant reality TV bird) are expected to join an all-star cast of has-beens and publicity whores, where they'll eat insects and perhaps fashion scatter cushions from fronds. Can't wait.