The Telegraph locates the smallest house in Mayfair, 9 New Burlington Place (pictured, above), a compact two-story one-bedroom pad in just about the coolest location in the west. And how compact is the price? It's listed at £750,000, particulars here.

Meanwhile, the original location for Mayfair's iconic In and Out Club is also for sale. 94 Piccadilly has been standing vacant, apparently, while Anglo Swiss Holdings planned to open an exclusive £50,000 a year private members' club at the address. For some reason interest is waining. More here.

Staying Mayfair, if you're looking for somewhere suitably spooky to spend tomorrow night, Metro explains why Mayfair's The Grenadier might not be a bad choice.

This Mayfair boozer's spooksome claim to fame involves the tale of an 18th century officer caught cheating at cards. He was flogged to death and his ghost still roams the pub keeping an eye out for devious punters. Strange clouds of cigar smoke and poltergeist-like activity have been reported.

If that's not spooky enough, how about The Killers' dungeon? What?

It’s 3pm on a Friday but in Michael Gleason’s cellar it could be the middle of the night. The vaulted room beneath Farm Street in Mayfair is one of London’s hippest party haunts; Brandon Flowers, lead singer of the Killers, has nicknamed it “Michael’s dungeon”.

Nice. Lucky Gleason wasn't called Fred. Or Josef. Anyway, Michael's moving to Dublin so he's looking for a tenant for the three-bedroom house plus wine cellar (pictured below) and dungeon. It's with Knight Frank, at £5,500 per week. Particulars here.

Finally. Primelocation offers a useful guide to dealing with squatters. Essential reading - perhaps - in Mayfair.

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