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Fri
16
Oct
Revealed: secret plans to sprinkle Kirstie onto a bench

According to Metro, plans by David Cameron to do something unspeakable to Kirstie Allsopp have been leaked.

The Conservative leader is looking to 'sprinkle stardust on the red benches'.

And the public school pervert plans to start with Kirstie, elevating her from Location, Location, Location to the Lords. That'll prove popular.

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