According to Tory think tank - the Policy Exchange - the way to finally tackle north-south geographical inequality and regenerate ailing cities is to move them... to London. Half a million new homes should apparently do it, and there'll be plenty of time to build them while the northerners load up their jalopies with mattresses, chickens and banjoes. The Standard claims David Cameron is distancing himself from the report, assuming when Cameron uses the word "balmy" he means "extremely foolish", rather than "pleasant or comforting". We're not so sure. You can download the actual PE report by clicking this.

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