That's what they're claiming. It's a "luxury" new-build in Essex, with nine-bedrooms, a swimming pool "complex", no less, and a wine cellar. It's close to the village of Danbury, which, in turn, is close to Chelmsford. Guide price? £5m. Interior square footage? 14,365. Making Marlene happy? Priceless. Grab the particulars here.

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