When Time Out published its London guide book, it missed out The Royal Borough of Kingston upon Thames. So, it attempts to put things right with a 10-point guide to the borough. Oh yeah, and here's the apology:

Time Out did a Bobbitt and cut the flaccid penis that is the Royal Borough of Kingston upon Thames off the map of the capital.

Well, don't know about you, but we at the Rat and Mouse have had plenty of experience distinguishing the difference between an apology and being called a cock. This - we're confident - falls into the latter category. So, go on, Kingston: what are you going to do about it?

[via This Is Local London]

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