A Rat and Mouse reader whom you might remember making an urgent appeal to the Rat and Mouse back in February has been back in touch this morning with news that she has finally - after working almost full time on the problem since her last communication - tracked down a photograph of a topless Phil Spencer for her chest hair fetish calendar. Is she in the least bit disappointed? It doesn't sound like it:
DAMN FINE MATTING! Mr November may have to be bumped to a summer month.
She sent me a copy of the photograph (Mr Spencer relaxing in a hot tub), but discretion and the fear of legal action prevent me from posting it.
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