They're all property developers - meeted and greeted by the Telegraph's Max Davidson, in an entertaining piece making the case for the property market's second-most hated. The geezer? A cockney with a gold-tooth who "belonged at a roulette table, with a fast blonde on his arm". The bookseller? A white-haired ecologist with a master's. The whippet? A speeding, half-blind ex-City thickie. Which goes to show... there's a BBC 1 series in there somewhere. The Hustle slot, perhaps?