... Argues Max Davidson, in the Telegraph about government plans to link council tax to energy efficiency:

Call me warped, but I happen to like sleeping with the bedroom window open - all year round. Fresh air and all that. When I wake up on a January morning, I feel like Scott of the Antarctic, icicles forming on my nose. No doubt, if I kept the window tight shut, I would save the nation's energy. But are my bedtime preferences any business of the taxman?

Hmm. Try writing that in the Independent. But, even in the Telegraph, this may well be considered fishing for letters.