Here she is this morning, calling John Prescott "such a horribly dishevelled man" and cursing him for wanting to build "400,000 toy-boxes on greenfield sites". Fair comment. But here's John Prescott this afternoon, no longer in charge of the ODPM - and campaigners for rural England celebrating the news. Don't cross Cleaver. The Times tells her peculiar rags to riches story - from childhood runaway, Smiths fan, resident of LA, to owner of her current five-storey north London palace. Expect to see Julia Roberts star in the movie.