... from Manhattan. This is how you write a set of particulars:

Roasted Pheasant lacquered in Port Wine and Blackberry Demi-Glace? Truffled Black Trumpet Mushroom and Sweet Corn Bread Pudding? Or, simply a Double Banana Split festooned with Two Scoops of Homemade Roasted Pear Ice Cream and smothered in a Silky Bittersweet Chocolate Sauce? Let your imagination run amok in simply the largest and most intelligently appointed kitchen we've seen in a one-bedroom this side of Paris or let your caterer go wild for you.

Any Rat and Mouse readers fancy writing the Foxtons equivalent? Send them, please, to the usual place.

[via Curbed]