So here's a Finsbury Park estate agent, complaining about his lot in the Observer, trying to suggest that a bit of Islamic fundamentalist chanting and the UK's most notorious mosque is the reason he can't get a proper price for houses on N4's smart St Thomas's Road. Interestingly, though, property speculators have moved in in force, buying up anything within chanting distance in the hope that when the whole spat dies down and we all learn to love each other again they'll be sitting on a goldmine. Which is why I've just put down a deposit on a holiday home in the Gaza Strip.

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