It's a typical day in the tortured life of the Guardian reader. Bags of money - eye on that second home on the west coast, or perhaps in France or an old Balkan country if they want something with which they can really entertain a dinner party - but is it ethical enough? Or will they get their Guardian ghetto pass revoked? Let's go to a columnist for absolution... fingers crossed... but... dammit!... that looks like a "no".