Blimey... it was just a little end of the day post intended to point out the irony of somebody who can't sell their own house giving everybody else a lesson in how to present a property for a quick and easy sale. And yet it's received more mail than anything since our totalled Foxton's Mini picture or the infamous "hey you tossers" letters. Perhaps we're hearing from people with barn conversions, or faux-marble, or barn conversions in faux-marble, but we doubt it. Perhaps they're just offended by Huff's sweeping dismissal of anything that didn't toe the line and conform to her own very narrow, unimaginative and deeply class-conscious parameters of good taste. There's definitely something about Huth's piece that has made Rat and Mouse readers angry. But it's always possible to pull something constructive out of a negative postbag, and we're glad to report that the correspondence does build up a much clearer picture of how to present your house for a quick and easy sale. Avoid "middle class tat", "naff artwork", "clutter", "pretentiousness", and "dark rooms". Anything else?