As if the residents of Brixton don't have enough to worry about, what with gentrification and everything... but the Register reports a disturbing trend involving squirrels who are just saying "yes". The story goes... dealers who hide their stash by burying it in people's gardens have found themselves turned over by a ruthless gang of crack-addicted squirrels with bloodshot eyes, some of whom, apparently, will give any passing rodent a blowjob for half a rock and a peanut. Find the full story on the other side of this link.