Because, according to this, he's just arrived back from New York (where he made the fairly basic mistake of reporting a burglary and then forgetting to hide his stash before the police came around looking for evidence), and the US banker currently renting his Hampstead home won't play ball and clear out. He's currently in a London hotel, but what he'd really like is a bit of home comfort where he can properly hide his stash and make a nice cup of tea. All offers to the usual address.

Wherever he lays his hat [August 31]