The Daily Mirror's 3am Girls (think... this year's Big Brother housemates, but without the depth and profundity) have apparently spoken to "a source close to" Mariah Carey and come up with a potential hit list of London neighbourhoods suitable for a future home. The Mariah Carey space station is said to be beaming detailed layouts of Ladbroke Grove, Old Street, Kensington and Marylebone back to Carey HQ, where Mariah and her luxurious pussy survey projected maps, and cackle... " I love the way they speak - the cockney accent, so I'm gonna learn it."