Celebrity pap time... Mickey Rourke is said to have enjoyed punching London fans and ogling London policewomen so much that he's planning to move over here, permanently, in the next couple of months. The only problem?

"It's a lot of fun and I'm having a great time but, man, you don't get much bang for your buck here, do you?"

Too bloody right you don't, Mickey my son.

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