Honestly, I'm not kidding. Except, they're not London estate agents... they're Manhattan estate agents and, we suspect you'll agree, a different breed. The photographs appear courtesy of Curbed, the Rat and Mouse's favourite property weblog not including the Rat and Mouse. And these lovelies are all competing in Curbed's First Annual Broker Boys & Babes Contest - a kind of estate agent beauty contest, voted on by Curbed readers.
So, what do you think? A London equivalent? Like... a competition for the most colossal estate agent tie-knot? Most pungent estate agent aftershave? Craziest estate agent ringtone? Seriously... if your estate agent makes your knees weak, we want to hear about it.