That's right - according to the Mail on Sunday, and now surfacing on the Internet, here. The story goes that she's fallen for a five-storey, five-bedroom property in Chelsea, with a 30ft double reception room and 32ft split level garden. The story also goes that it's with Knight Frank estate agents, and she's made an offer of £2.6 million (which, if it's accepted, suggests to the Rat and Mouse she's bagging a bargain). We can't find anything on the Knight Frank website that fits the description and comes in anywhere near that figure.